Thursday, November 09, 2006

I've been really depressed the past few days so I'm reading my back issues of Bizarre News. If you haven't ever subscribed to it, you should. It's hilarious. Most of the time anyway. The url to subscribe is: http://af3.gophercentral.com/sub/classic-bizarre.html Go subscribe, then if you don't like it, blame me. This is a sample of the kind of news you will find there:

NEW ZEALAND - Bras are being used for a different kind of
support by a farmer in New Zealand. John Lee started putting bras on the
fence of his farm as a joke, but the 66-year-old says he is now receiving
undergarments from all over the world. Passing female motorists have even been
known to get out of their cars, strip off their tops and adorn his famous fence
with their bras. But thieves raided the bra fence three times in 10 days leaving
him virtually bra-less. He is now securing his bras to the fence using
rabbit netting. He had 165 undergarments at the last count. "If these ladies
keep sending me their bras I feel honor-bound to put them on the fence," Lee
concluded.


Now if you don't find that amusing enough to at least make you crack a smile,
then why are you reading my blog???!!! Seriously. If the thing about the bra isn't amusing to you at all, then nothing I say is either. Can't be. No way.

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