Huh?

 So I had this dream last night.  I don't know if I'm only remembering part of it or what.  I was in Australia (apparently). And I had just gone to the bathroom and flushed the toilet.  As I was washing my hands I began cursing because I kept forgetting to watch to see if the water in the toilet went down clockwise or counterclockwise.  Yup.  One of those what the hell was the point of that dreams.

Dilated

 Had to have my eyes dilated today.  It's a nuisance.  I can't see well for hours after.  I ought to just take a nap.

WTF

 Are you ever browsing social media and come upon a post that's either so badly worded or spelled that you have absolutely no idea what it's supposed to mean?  It's like WTF?  I remember when you had to know how to read when I first started accessing the internet. SMH

53

 Tomorrow is my birthday.  I never expected to live past 30.  My body is falling apart.  This sucks.