Have you ever noticed that your propensity for diarrhea is proportionate to your distance from a toilet of any kind? The further you are away from a toilet, the higher the risk. I'm thinking that ought to be officially made a corollary of Murphy's Law. Like the Butter Side down rule. What sucks even worse is that I had a toilet. It was an old Mansfield Sani Pottie. Scary, eh? It was that yellow gold color from the 70's. But of course, it broke. What's worse than a chemical potty? Emptying it. What's even worse than that is that they are EXPENSIVE. See, I refuse to use one that doesn't have a seperate tank for the "black water". So, not only is a portable chemical toilet gross to empty but expensive to replace. I wish I could afford a nicer rv than this popup camper that had a real toilet but I can't so I have to deal. It just doesn't seem fair to have to pay out the butt "so to speak" just to have to deal with feces. :P